well I don’t know how cold it is where you live.. but Chicago is funkin brrrrr cold! It’s nice though because i get more computer time to update the site because it’s so nasty out. Onto the updates kids..
Member Forum - I don’t know what you’ve heard about the “codes” that get posted on this site, but inside the Member Forum is where you’re gonna find them ;) It’s a measly 10 bucks for 12 months of unlimited access. If you had any idea how much time I’ve put into this website you’d think i was buck-nutty out of my mind for only charging so little for a full year. Pretty much anything goes in the forum so don’t be shy to ask questions that haven’t been answered anywhere else! For more details, please check out Member Information.
Experimental Speed - Today (maybe longer) I’m going to activate a cache system for the site. This should make pages load with the quickness! But there’s a few kinks I need to work out before I use this system permanently.. For one, the number of “users joyboner’n now!” will be completely off. Two, the “tents pitched” (total views) won’t go up for shit, and the individual post views raise about as much as grandpa’s co… yeah you get the point. But site statistics aren’t as important as making the site faster and more enjoyable for everyone! small sacrifices… see I love you guys!
update: totally didn’t work right and screwed up membership payments and logins :/
Still On The “To-do” list:
- Make a better front page with a login box, updates, featured profile, huge tag cloud, recent posts, maybe a poll, affiliate buttons, pffft! a whole lot of crap. Any more ideas would be fantastic, let me know what you think!
- Keep saving for a bigger & better hosting plan. This will eliminate the need for caching system and speed things up ridiculous! We’re talking a LOT of money though for a dedicated server.. right now it’s hard enough to pay the internet bill let alone food!
- Possibly make a.. oooh that one’s too good to announce yet! hopefully sooner than later..
- sleep. gotta go kids!
This is super easy and again, pretty pointless. but! It’s possible and maybe you will find it nifty. I don’t know..
What this does?
When you watch a Myspace video, there’s a few options beneath the video. One being “Video Code”.
Now when you add this video to your profile it will have the title “How to Shower: Men vs Women” displayed on the Myspace video player, this little trick will allow you to change that title to any text you want.
How to do it?
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Well.. The title pretty much says it all. It’s pretty pointless but if you get bored you can mess with anyone you’d like :P Metasyntactic had made a post about this a while back.. I just wrote the script to make it more convenient.
What this does is add a little black box in the bottom left hand corner of the profile you’re viewing. This little black box contains two links, one to set the user online, and one to set them offline.
Click the one of your choice and bam! that’s it. Just refresh the page and check it out (unless they replaced their online now image with another picture) in that case you’re going to have to just trust me.. it works. Or you can go to someone else’s page and see (comments, top 8, friends list, ect). yada yada enough beating around the bush (hot!) To install this read below.
Q. What do I need to get to install this?
A. Follow the 4 steps below, then comeback and click the install link.
So as some of you may have noticed when editing your friends list.. you might see a big red X with a “This Profile No Longer Exists” next to it. (see below)
what does this mean?
this will prevent other users from hotlinking your images/ graphics/ songs/ video/ ect.. but, will ALLOW only your profile to hotlink.
why do this?
this will not only save your bandwidth but will also help prevent rookie profile thieves who copy & paste entire layouts.
what do I need to do this?
you will NEED to have your own web host, this will NOT work for free file hosting sites such as ripway.com, photobucket.com, filelodge.com, ect.. you will end up having to pay for a host for this to work :/ but if you already have a website, bam! keep reading..
blah blah.. i know my shiz, how do I do this!?
it’s actually super simple (although it took me a little while to perfect). all you have to do is copy the code and paste it into the .htaccess file that is in the directory(folder) that you want to prevent others from hotlinking..
In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave spiders various kinds of drugs and alcohol to observe the effects on web making. The results, shown in this Environment Canada Wildlife Service video, were pretty interesting…
well i finally got the time to play on the internet again.. so over the next hour i’ll be working on a whole new design. don’t freak if something disappears or links are broken, i’m working live on it right now!
p.s. i got a few messages about the last one being stolen because i was using a wordpress template.. so this one i’m designing from scratch :P
update @ 1:58am - shit! i was hoping to get this finalized but it’s getting way too late and i have to wake up for work in a 6 hours :/ if work’s slow i’ll finish there.. if not, i’ll work on it when i get back home. any suggestions welcome!
Before you start, you need the following:
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aside from ridiculous haircuts and “add me” bulletins.. there’s far more annoying things spreading throughout the myspace community. Tom has posted bulletins, online news sites have posted articles, friends warning friends, but the problem is still around and more annoying than ever. not just annoying but a major security threat! although it sounds bad, there’s a few SIMPLE steps you can take to prevent getting your passwords jacked and having some retard post things from your account.
