it’s an expression i use when i get so filled with joy it results in a hypothetical boner. pretty much as happy as you can get..
now there are all types of boners, and no i’m not talking about different shapes or sizes.. i’m talking about emotional boners (emo-boners for short). anywho.. maybe i’ll write more on it later but for now i’m gonna focus on the very special “joy boner”.
now as far as i know i am the only one every to combine these two words to represent a perverted sense of fulfillment.. i just googled it to see if anyone else has it documented. BAM! nobody. nobody has ever even said it let alone meant the same thing.. ooh! i just got one right now.
in my research (google) i did find something very interesting though.. a woman named Joy Bonner. (tell me her parents didn’t know what they were doing!) yada yada i pulled some content off her website:
Joy Bonner is the lead singer for The Gurus, who are a mix of 70’s funk, modern alternative, and radio-ready pop. The band formed 6 years ago when lead singer Joy teamed up with buddies Tom Kolb on guitar and Bob Efford on bass. Steve Stephens joined on drums later.
eeek! i don’t wanna kill the fun of this blog but it turns out this woman has been through some rough times!? her sister was “a victim of violent crime”. they didn’t say what happened but she was killed. Joy also “is active in the American Cancer Society, performing regularly at their fundraising events.” because she lost family to cancer and blah blah. whatever. this is ruining the fun of her name and my blog.
and my joy boner.
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yes……….cool werd/phrase i have gotten a “joy boner” a few times befour and it always kinda startaled me, but i usually took advantage of the sudden change/rise of feelings/mood……………. i like it
hey maybe this is a kind of boner a girl can get then~ *shazam*
haha you and your dane cook references… and it is definately possible for a girl to get one. when you do get it, embrace that boner.
What would it be called for a girl? JoyCream?
no way! it’s still a joyboner.. it’s just a little softer.
oh cool! Then… I get those all the time. :)
i’m glad you do! you know believe it or not.. they’re pretty hard to get for some people. which sucks cuz they’re good for the soul.
well that’s my definition of it.. here’s joe’s:
hahahaha!
I guess it would still be called a JoyBoner for a girl, I still like joygasm for a girl better though LOL
I use the phrase power boner.
I like yours though. :D
whats a Boner Stabone ?
lol.. emo boners!
speaking of which, this guy 2 years older than me.. his REAL last name is Boner, oh man… when I a lame sophomore, I told my friends… hey hey! I have this dude in my class, they call him boner! lmao, and out of nowhere my friend goes “hey! quit teasing, hes my cousin” hahahaha! oh boy.. well at least her last name isn’t boner.
I ♥ joyboner!
do i win? just kidding… that’s not fair. :p
that’s hot.
and if you’re morbid and sadistic? is it then possible to get a sadboner, better yet… morboner.
omg! JoyBoner is completely WOW!!! Dude, this is the funniest thing I have EVER EVER come across in my whole computerized life!! Keep it up!!
I just love herpes.
Wow that’s pretty cool lol, I like!
Don’t boners tend to be joy, anyway? I had one right last night. My girlfriend took advantage of it =S
this site is pretty cool and helpful…thanx
dude…that sounds awesome…haha….joy boner…haha….joy boner…haha…ok…im over it….i am gonna ask a guy if he has ever had a joyboner…haha…its hilarius….no…wait…im gonna ask another girl..haha…..
i think you could have gone into the discription more.. insted of getting sidetracked but dude!…I just love it, and i am personally going to use it as a discriptor …language is in flux…(your a genius!) I have them all day long…sometimes.
oh i linked to you in my blog…hope that was cool with you.